Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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