I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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