yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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