I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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