I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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