We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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