We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Randomize
