I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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