Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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