His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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