Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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