When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
