My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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