First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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