She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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