I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
