she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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