We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Randomize
