So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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