i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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