new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Operation Purity has been aborted
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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