Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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