I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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