i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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