so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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