i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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