its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
When are your genitals available?
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