When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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