she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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