I'm jealous of your bromance
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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