2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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