His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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