Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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