No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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