I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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