I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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