It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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