But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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