Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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