I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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