i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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