drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i think i have herpe
just one?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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