Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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