I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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