hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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