Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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