It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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