what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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