they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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