Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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