Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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