She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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