what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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