i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
