she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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