Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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